Happy 65th Birthday Harrison Ford!

Yes, you read that correctly. He is 65 fucking years old today. That would make him a pensioner in this country. It also means that he is probably dribbling a lot, farting uncontrolably, moaning about the post office queue, shitting himself all the time, going on and on about the war, playing bingo every Tuesday, saving pennies in a jar for his grandchildren, boring young people with desperately dull anecdotes and listening to his wireless of an evening. Oh, and he most probably smells of piss as well.

Looking forward to Indiana Jones 4 though. It's going to be...erm.....different.


Nice!