Worst Film Poster Ever

True story, Crabman's last flat had a lift in it that was made by a company called Schindler. In case you were wondering why I've just posted the most offensive, laziest, shittest post ever known to man.

Obviously if you're still reading the site and weren't put off by a fucking pizza that can see into the future, you can take ANY old shit. A fact I hope to prove over the coming months.

My favourite Bernard Manning joke - "My grandfather died at Auschwitz." PAUSE FOR SYMPATHY "Yeah, he got pissed and fell off the machine-gun tower." Bernard, you will always be in our hearts...