An Exciting Announcement For Gamers!
That John Hannah is at it again. His modification to Stannah stair lifts that allowed the user to take a dump on their way up OR down the stairs has bombed thus keeping THE MUMMY thesp on the breadline. Until they make THE MUMMY 3 of course. However, you can't keep a good man down and today we can bring the exciting news that Mr Hannah has employed the talents of some of the best games designers and programmers from around the world to bring hardcore gamers THE JOHN HANNAH STANNAH CHALLENGE. As you can see from the screenshot below, this multi-levelled platformer will challenge even the most hardened of joystick twiddlers.
We have a press release from John Hannah himself.
Dear Mummy fans
I am pleased to announce the impending release of my new videogame THE JOHN HANNAH STANNAH CHALLENGE. I have brought together artists from ILM and coders from ROCKSTAR to give you, the gamer, the most immersive, intense, shit-collecting-tenner-borrowing gaming experience possible. I really am very proud of the achievments of all involved not least myself. As you are probably aware, HALO 3 is due out in September and that is some pretty stiff competition indeed but I have faith that THE MUMMY fans of the world will be queueing at midnight outside their local Virgin Megastore to get their hands on this baby when it's released on the same day as HALO 3. I'm THAT confident. Be warned though, this game uses a very advanced type of graphics engine known as THE SPECTRUMATOR so make sure your Xbox 360 or PS3 is up to the job. This fucker's frame rate is through the roof.
Happy gaming!
John soon-to-be-minted Hannah.
We have a press release from John Hannah himself.
Dear Mummy fans
I am pleased to announce the impending release of my new videogame THE JOHN HANNAH STANNAH CHALLENGE. I have brought together artists from ILM and coders from ROCKSTAR to give you, the gamer, the most immersive, intense, shit-collecting-tenner-borrowing gaming experience possible. I really am very proud of the achievments of all involved not least myself. As you are probably aware, HALO 3 is due out in September and that is some pretty stiff competition indeed but I have faith that THE MUMMY fans of the world will be queueing at midnight outside their local Virgin Megastore to get their hands on this baby when it's released on the same day as HALO 3. I'm THAT confident. Be warned though, this game uses a very advanced type of graphics engine known as THE SPECTRUMATOR so make sure your Xbox 360 or PS3 is up to the job. This fucker's frame rate is through the roof.
Happy gaming!
John soon-to-be-minted Hannah.
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