Faaarkin 'Ell Mush! Sweet As! No Word Of A Lie Mush!
Oi! Oi! You 'eard abaht this yet? They're only gonna go and make a fackin' movie of my favourite fackin' TV show of all time. THE FARKIN' SWEENEY! I'm over the fackin' moon mush. I've got the fackin' boxsets on DV-farkin-D and watch them every night after I've given the trouble and strife a couple of slaps and told 'er to fack off to bed. That show was the fackin' nuts I can tell ya. John Thaw was one naughty cahnt and Dennis Waterman was sweet as an' all. Yeah, two naughty cahnts goin' rahnd in that farkin' sweet Ford Capri giving the underworld major bovver. "SHHHUUUUUUUT IIIITTTTTTTT! YOU CAHNT!" he used to say. I'm not blowin' me own trumpet like but I 'ad a small part in an episode in series two. Here's a farkin' pic if you don't believe me.
Nah, the TV show was a blinder, but the movie could be the best fackin' movie since SCUM. That talented cahnt, Nick Love is directing it. He made THE FOOTBALL FACTORY and THE BUSINESS wiv the farkin' duke in 'em. Sahnds sweet already but it gets fackin' better mush. Ray The Diamond Geezer Winstone is in it. STRIKE A FARKIN' LIGHT MUSH! Proper messed me strides when I 'eard that news. The Farkin' Duke ain't been cast yet but you just know he'll be in the cahnt. HE'S THE FARKIN' DUKE FOR FACKS SAKE! Anyway, they start filmin' the facker later in the year. I was gonna look waaayyy into the farkin' future to see this but I'm gonna watch this at the fackin' flicks on the big screen like. Might even take me chavvies like. Show them wot proper movies are abaht. Not THRUSH HOUR FARKIN' 3! Seen that by the way. FACKIN' PONY MATE!
I'm off to watch me SWEENEY boxset aga.......hold on........"Oi! Barbara! If you dahnt put them little chavvie cahnts to bed soon you're face is gonna have a meeting wiv my farkin fist. Then fack off to bed will ya. I'm watching The faaaaarrrrrkin' Sweeney!".............sorry abaht that guv. Fackin' women!
Stay 'aht of trouble cahnts.
Kazzam!
Nah, the TV show was a blinder, but the movie could be the best fackin' movie since SCUM. That talented cahnt, Nick Love is directing it. He made THE FOOTBALL FACTORY and THE BUSINESS wiv the farkin' duke in 'em. Sahnds sweet already but it gets fackin' better mush. Ray The Diamond Geezer Winstone is in it. STRIKE A FARKIN' LIGHT MUSH! Proper messed me strides when I 'eard that news. The Farkin' Duke ain't been cast yet but you just know he'll be in the cahnt. HE'S THE FARKIN' DUKE FOR FACKS SAKE! Anyway, they start filmin' the facker later in the year. I was gonna look waaayyy into the farkin' future to see this but I'm gonna watch this at the fackin' flicks on the big screen like. Might even take me chavvies like. Show them wot proper movies are abaht. Not THRUSH HOUR FARKIN' 3! Seen that by the way. FACKIN' PONY MATE!
I'm off to watch me SWEENEY boxset aga.......hold on........"Oi! Barbara! If you dahnt put them little chavvie cahnts to bed soon you're face is gonna have a meeting wiv my farkin fist. Then fack off to bed will ya. I'm watching The faaaaarrrrrkin' Sweeney!".............sorry abaht that guv. Fackin' women!
Stay 'aht of trouble cahnts.
Kazzam!
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