Why We Are Angry: The List (Part Two)

DasDeordie has set the ball rolling with things that make us truly angry but I thought I would add my two cents just for the fact that I am in a fucking shit mood. So, here's my starter list.

Johnny Borrell, people who like Johnny Borrell, Kirsten Dunst for shagging Johnny Borrell, Johnny Borrell's mum, banks, banks that keep asking you if you need a bigger overdraft, overdrafts, students who don't have to pay overdraft charges, the NUS, members of the NUS, posh students that look down their fucking nose at you, students that don't wash, students that do wash, Rob Zombie, Rob Zombie's fans, crippling mortgage payments, mortgage interest rates, Gordon Brown, politics, people who talk about politics, Posh Spice, David Beckham, premature ejaculation, brewer's droop, weak beer, students who drink weak beer, students who drink at all, people who don't like John Carpenter films, John Carpenter's later films, strangers who fart near you, my farts, dog farts, student farts, Guiness shits, shits with jaggedy peanuts in them, shits that you have after eating a Chinese which smell just like black bean sauce thus making you hungry whilst taking said shit, students who pay £1300 worth of bills in SPAR, men with cunt hair, men with hair, women who think it's clever to cock tease, slags, people who interrupt you, people in general, the price of deoderant, laptops that crash just when you've nearly finished downloading TRANSFORMERS, people who thought TRANSFORMERS was wank, dry wanking, dry heaving, the HD DVD/Blu-Ray war, having to sell your XBOX so you can eat, people who don't swear, people who use the word "wicked!", British sitcoms, sitcoms, TV, beer guts, liver disease, Chris Tucker, people who find Chris tucker funny, Chris Tucker's mum, attractive lesbians, unattractive lesbians, BMW drivers, drivers, people who ride their bikes on the fucking path and expect you to get out of the way, spack-bangers, jizz-jugglers, rim-jimmys, Tim Allen, Blockbuster Video, people who still refer to DVDs as videos, people who still use videos, the fact that a new Batman film isn't released every week, the fact that a new Rush Hour film is released every week, women that haven't mastered sucking dick, sucking dick, cunnilingus, Air Lingus, airports, neighbours, neighbours that are students, neighbours that call you a fat, bald wanker with no charisma but don't have the fucking bollocks to say it to your face, council tax, tax, VAT, shit wages, working, students who don't work, students who do work, Orlando Bloom, Orland Bloom's uncle, mobile phones, Ugly Betty, people who think I sound like Paul Merton, cold weather, hot weather, moderate weather, weather, weathermen, people who don't like Credence Clearwater Revival, Elton John, middle aged people who still go to nightclubs, nightclubs, wanky wine bars, hangovers, alarm clocks, unhygenic women, hygenic women, anyone who thought The Da Vinci Code was mint, people who read The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown, getting your pubes trapped in your foreskin, foreskins, shaking your dick after a piss then putting it back in your pants only for another 2 litres to come out and give you a BIG FUCK OFF PISS PATCH just as you are about to go back to your desk at work, marzipan and, finally, this utter wanker called Jon Brown who calls himself a "comedy writer" (instant cunt) but who's blog is about as funny as PATCH FUCKING ADAMS!

That's better.