AIN'T IT PATRICIA NEWS!!!!

OMGZZZZOOOOOR! It's me, Patricia Jones, muchly wife of Harry Knowles! Yes, Harry Knowles who run heap-um big website, Ain't It Sweet News!!! Can you BELIEVES IT? I "knowles" I can't!!!!11 Well, after we marry long time, I tell my concubine, Harry Bear, that I want more input in suuuuuper-big website. He tell me woman's place in kitchen or bedroom. I not understand why I need be in bedroom as Harry's cock was eated by belly like Sarlacc pit-monster many moons ago. He make me look for his diddly-widdly once and I lose my grandfather's watch in the folds. It never appear again.

So I go to second best option - Two Bitter Old Men!!!! My girlfriends tell me this much big website and I love it long time! I read it and not entirely sure what it all means. What is "cunt"????? I ask Harry friends and they snicker. They smell like BO and TV dinners and sweat meat paste from their five-heads. They never know sweet 10 dollah love that me and Harry Bushka know. They never know TRUE LOVE like ours... Unless they can raise USD$10,000 and provide air-fare from Taiwan.

And now, whenever I have newz of film or something which I love you long time to see, I will be posting here on Two Depressed Men!!!!1111 They promised not to make fun of my poor Engrish skills and me very sure as I have read their posts. Everyone know "fucking" not spelt with an "a", you crazy lady men! I shoot you with ping-pong balls from my noo-noo if you do make fun of me! I am lethal. Men of Ho-Sing-Po-Na-Na-Fu-Wang-Chan Social Workers Club in Thai province of SuSuSuddio say I most lethal at art of ping-pong-fanny-gone. Ancient artform, like topiary or beat-boxing.

Anywayz, I bring you exciting news of SEX AND A CITY film!!!!11 Me and my girlfriends from the All Over Tanning And Massage Parlour love this film MUCH LONG TIME! We see every episode twice and memorise all best lines for use on clients. One time, one of the clients tried to show me his doodle and I screamed like girly-boy! He explained it fine to show doodle in this country, it is welcoming. He says instead of shaking hands, you shake doodle. I shook his doodle for ten minutes, so I must be very welcome! Back to point, silly lady-man! Anyway, SEX OF CITY film look very good! I cannot wait for it to come out and we can go watch it and sit in fancy bar and sip cocktails. Here in America, they even have bars where lady not shoot ping-pong ball from noo-noo!!! Can you believe it??? It's so true, I get thrown out of bar last weekend for trying to insert Bombay Mix into my lady tunnel!

Harry, he no likey SEX IN THE CITY film and think it poor poor custard. He not know anything, too busy rubbing his big belly and thinking bout touching Michael Bay on his doodle. He cry out his name in sleep. "Michael Bay, you make me feel like a natural woman!" he say. I know not what he talk about. I go see film with girlyfriends and report back here on Angry To Be Men website. I hope you come back for more reports!

Love you long time!!!!!

xxxx