A Celebrity Product FOR MEN!

Sex toys of the rich and famous. After Gary Busey gave us a glowing recommendation to our advert for the Gary Busey Juicy Gary, word got around the A-List community (Which Gary Busey obviously isn't part of) that we were the big boys of sex toy celebrity endorsement. So now, an actor of IMMENSE quality and star of LETHAL WEAPON 4 has decided to get a little bit of the Two Angry Men cash-cash-money-money. Yes, Chris Rock wants you (And you) to buy his amazing new product. It's available at QVC and if you ring up and use our special code "I will find where you live and rape your cat" then you get a discount. HOP TO IT, CUNTS.

(Also, this is the first post we've worked on together - my ability to rhyme rude words and Crabman's ability to photoshop shit jokes. THE FUCKING DREAM TEAM)