DasGeordie Simpsonized
Crabman was slightly disgusted by the results of his Simpsonize Me picture. What I didn't want to tell him at the time (And because he's incommunicado tonight) was that it was actually ENTIRELY FACTUALLY ACCURATE. If there was a button on the Simpsonizer to add a "Mr Fat Cunt" t-shirt, it would be uncanny. So I thought I'd rub salt in his wounds just a little bit more by showing you my Simpsonized appearance.
I thought I'd produce some kind of chiselled supermodel adonis as I imagine I look like in real-life, but... Well... That guy looks like a bit of a cunt. Look at that stupid swoosh try-hard hair-cut. Look at his bumfluff masquerading as designer fluff that actually took him three weeks to grow. Look at his pencil thin figure with less fat on it than a butcher's pencil. If there was an "Add designer wanky clothing that costs too much" option on the Simpsonizer, I'm sure this cunt would cranked it up to 11.
I hope this has given you all a valuable insight into the interesting interplay between our two relative personalities that creates the unique Two Angry Men experience. Basically, Crabman is an old cunt and I'm a young cunt.
I thought I'd produce some kind of chiselled supermodel adonis as I imagine I look like in real-life, but... Well... That guy looks like a bit of a cunt. Look at that stupid swoosh try-hard hair-cut. Look at his bumfluff masquerading as designer fluff that actually took him three weeks to grow. Look at his pencil thin figure with less fat on it than a butcher's pencil. If there was an "Add designer wanky clothing that costs too much" option on the Simpsonizer, I'm sure this cunt would cranked it up to 11.
I hope this has given you all a valuable insight into the interesting interplay between our two relative personalities that creates the unique Two Angry Men experience. Basically, Crabman is an old cunt and I'm a young cunt.
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