An Inspirational Movie Poster

I did this all by myself. And the amazing thing is, I did it in fucking Windows Paint. Yes, I am a dab hand at clicking the button several times on tiny little pixels and cursing like a Polish sailor every three seconds. Was it worth the effort? I don't think so. But sometimes you have ideas you need to get out there into memespace to get your headmeat stirring. Or something.

I would have got Crabman to knock this up in 30 seconds with his amazing Photoshop skills but he's busy tonight. I promised I wouldn't say where he was. I really did. Despite his wife BEGGING me to tell you. But I can't. It would be a betrayal of our sacred bond of angriness.
However, if you're really interested, the big bender has gone to an Erasure concert. He's even going to an after-gig party in the hope of meeting Andy Bell. And when I say "meeting", I actually mean "rimming". And when I say "Andy Bell", I mean "Andy Bell's throbbing love-truncheon."