Mr Miyagi Tell Tale Of Spirit World Movie Party
Bonsai! Hey friend, it’s me Mr Miyagi again. The two ninja sans that run Two Angwy Men asked me to tell more tale from beyond grave. Mr Miyagi very proud to be able to tell you many fan what it like to be dead. After telling very looooong tale about Karate Kid, I wonder what things to enlighten fans with. I come up with a verrrrrrry funny story about dinner party I had just other week with maaaaaany dead famous people here in spirit world. Prepare many fans for tale of wonder.
Miyagi turn up at also dead man River Pheonix house at awound 8pm. River sans open heavenly door and look like he try catch wwwwwwway too many flie with chopstick. He arseholed. Goofballs Miyagi thinks. I enter to find other dead actor John Candy eating many a large hamburger in a puddle of own shit. At this point, Miyagi find spirit world celebrity house party many levels of wank until knock at door. In come Freddy Mercury. Miyagi wonder what massive crunchie muncher do at movie party but River Pheonix tell me he do soundtrack to gay 80’s Flash Gordon. Wax on! Next, Miyagi sitting down drinking his tea when Christopher Reeve turn up. Miyagi verrrrrrrry excited about this until Reeve sans turn up in fucking wheelchair.
“Reeve san! Where fucking cape and shorts? You fly why not? I enjoy Supersan 4 verrrrry much. You not make happy Mr Miyagi with cripple stuff. WAX OFF!”
After Miyagi say this Reeve san cry like little bitch and say he wish Margot Kidder was here in spirit world to cry on little mad womans shoulder.
“No worry Supersan! Margot be here in short time. She fucking suicidal cwazy bitch long time!”
I think that finish Supersan off. He spit out straw from mouth and wheelchair stop. Miyagi laugh. Ha ha ha! Silly white man thinking he could ride horse let alone fly. Miyagi burn Supersan boxset after.
Later, River sans ply Miyagi with maaaaaany goofballs and Um-Bongo and before I know it, I am in brothel with Chris Farley san, Don Simpson san, Fatty Padeophile Arbuckle san, Charlie Paedophile Chaplin san, Steve McQueen san, John Belushi san, Ted Bundy san, Jeffrey Dahmer san, John Gay Wayne san, Bruce Lee and Bruce Lee's son san, Brandon. Brandon verrrrrrry stupid man and get killed acting in Alex Proyas film. What fuck????????
Needless to say, 14 hours later, Miyagi wish he were in hell let alone spirit world. All movie man up here total shithead. Miyagi have head like storm and arsehole like Courtney Love. Me not sure when I can report back from spirit world again. Not long time me hope.
BONSAI!
Miyagi turn up at also dead man River Pheonix house at awound 8pm. River sans open heavenly door and look like he try catch wwwwwwway too many flie with chopstick. He arseholed. Goofballs Miyagi thinks. I enter to find other dead actor John Candy eating many a large hamburger in a puddle of own shit. At this point, Miyagi find spirit world celebrity house party many levels of wank until knock at door. In come Freddy Mercury. Miyagi wonder what massive crunchie muncher do at movie party but River Pheonix tell me he do soundtrack to gay 80’s Flash Gordon. Wax on! Next, Miyagi sitting down drinking his tea when Christopher Reeve turn up. Miyagi verrrrrrrry excited about this until Reeve sans turn up in fucking wheelchair.
“Reeve san! Where fucking cape and shorts? You fly why not? I enjoy Supersan 4 verrrrry much. You not make happy Mr Miyagi with cripple stuff. WAX OFF!”
After Miyagi say this Reeve san cry like little bitch and say he wish Margot Kidder was here in spirit world to cry on little mad womans shoulder.
“No worry Supersan! Margot be here in short time. She fucking suicidal cwazy bitch long time!”
I think that finish Supersan off. He spit out straw from mouth and wheelchair stop. Miyagi laugh. Ha ha ha! Silly white man thinking he could ride horse let alone fly. Miyagi burn Supersan boxset after.
Later, River sans ply Miyagi with maaaaaany goofballs and Um-Bongo and before I know it, I am in brothel with Chris Farley san, Don Simpson san, Fatty Padeophile Arbuckle san, Charlie Paedophile Chaplin san, Steve McQueen san, John Belushi san, Ted Bundy san, Jeffrey Dahmer san, John Gay Wayne san, Bruce Lee and Bruce Lee's son san, Brandon. Brandon verrrrrrry stupid man and get killed acting in Alex Proyas film. What fuck????????
Needless to say, 14 hours later, Miyagi wish he were in hell let alone spirit world. All movie man up here total shithead. Miyagi have head like storm and arsehole like Courtney Love. Me not sure when I can report back from spirit world again. Not long time me hope.
BONSAI!
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