Mr Miyagi Like Jon Brown Sans Long Time
Hey now living argue peeps! What’’s with agro long time? Why you silly boy’s not just get along nicely eh? Miyagi been sitting on his cloud trying to catch fly with chopstick, for fucking change, when I read all this stuff about funny white man Jon Brown sans. He nice boy so leave alone or Miyagi get verrrrrrry mad and come down to living world and kick shit out of all involved. Wax on! I read Mr Brown sans site and it make Miyagi laugh hard. I like when he mention how annoying it is to have tall granny. My granny was verrrrrry tall indeed. 4ft 6 inches to be exact, She tower over Miyagi sans and make him do massive doody in pants when I not finish my noodles. She die when I six year old. Ha ha ha ha ha. Stupid wrinkly, tall woman with minge like Babylon garden.
Also, Miyagi nearly shit brick when he read Brown sans post about how laxatives make you do giganto doody in pants if not careful. Maaaany times Miyagi get caught short. I remember when Chris Farley sans and Miyagi take laxative just before going to Oscar ceremony before we die. Not good idea. Farley sans spray rancid water doody all over George Lucas sans just before Billy Crystal come on to tell funny joke. Like Jon Brown sans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Stupid Star Wars, beardy man. He long time covered in Farley shit.
And how can angry peeps like you not find getting an erection on a plane funny eh? Wax off! I used to get stiff doodle all the time long time when in plane. In fact, Miyagi get hard doodle all the time here in spirit world. Also dead person, Anna Nicole Smith, suck Miyagi sans doodle long time just the other day and chug the lot. She rotten though. Miyagi close eye and think of Carrie Fisher instead. Miyagi sans pretty sure God not like sexy time here in spirit world but he never find out. Stupid non-existing beardy cunt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
But my favourite Brown Jon sans post is when he say he hate people who think Samuel Chocolate L Jackson is cool dude. Miyagi couldn’t agree more. He a fucky twat. He ruin Phantom Menace which Miyagi pull his doodle over. Mintos movie time! Miyagi not wacist you understand, but if I have to hear Sam Caramel Jackson say “Motherfucky snake on Motherfucky plane” one more time, I fucking kick his stupid Kangol hat right off stupid cool head.
So, I like Jon Brown sans. He funny white man. Not like the grumpy, luckless shitheads that run this site. Leave alone dickyheads or I come down and fuck your mothers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Also, Miyagi nearly shit brick when he read Brown sans post about how laxatives make you do giganto doody in pants if not careful. Maaaany times Miyagi get caught short. I remember when Chris Farley sans and Miyagi take laxative just before going to Oscar ceremony before we die. Not good idea. Farley sans spray rancid water doody all over George Lucas sans just before Billy Crystal come on to tell funny joke. Like Jon Brown sans. Ha ha ha ha ha. Stupid Star Wars, beardy man. He long time covered in Farley shit.
And how can angry peeps like you not find getting an erection on a plane funny eh? Wax off! I used to get stiff doodle all the time long time when in plane. In fact, Miyagi get hard doodle all the time here in spirit world. Also dead person, Anna Nicole Smith, suck Miyagi sans doodle long time just the other day and chug the lot. She rotten though. Miyagi close eye and think of Carrie Fisher instead. Miyagi sans pretty sure God not like sexy time here in spirit world but he never find out. Stupid non-existing beardy cunt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
But my favourite Brown Jon sans post is when he say he hate people who think Samuel Chocolate L Jackson is cool dude. Miyagi couldn’t agree more. He a fucky twat. He ruin Phantom Menace which Miyagi pull his doodle over. Mintos movie time! Miyagi not wacist you understand, but if I have to hear Sam Caramel Jackson say “Motherfucky snake on Motherfucky plane” one more time, I fucking kick his stupid Kangol hat right off stupid cool head.
So, I like Jon Brown sans. He funny white man. Not like the grumpy, luckless shitheads that run this site. Leave alone dickyheads or I come down and fuck your mothers. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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