Pointwess Fucky Remake: Mr Miyagi Not Happy Long Time
Fucky hell! It’s me again, Mr Miyagi speaking from spirit world to tell you something I not believe in maaaaaany year. I sit on my cloud the other day trying to catch fly with chopstick for fucking change when my other also dead friend, River Phoenix, come up to me, out of his fucking tree, ranting about scaaaaary tale from the world of living peeps. Apparently, some chocolate coloured man called Will Smith is to produce remake of my film, THE KARATE KID. I say to River “Get fuck out of town! You shit me why not!” River say this true and I ponder for maaaaany hours.
After five seconds of pondering, Miyagi think to himself.
“WHAT SAY FUCK CHOCOLATE MAN MAKE FILM ABOUT MIGHTY MIYAGI AND STUPID LITTLE WHITE BOY THAT I TRAIN FOR FUCKING AGE TO BECOME STRONG LIKE OX ONLY TO BECOME TOTAL WHINY CUNT”
Miyagi react quite badly to this but River sans explain to me who Will Smith is. This not help. Especially when I find out Will sans be putting his mini chocolate son sans in film.
“SAY WHAT FUCK WHY NOT! KARATE KID NOT BROWN. HE FUCKY SHOULD BE YELLOW BUT RALPH MACCHIO NOT HAVE LIVER DISEASE FROM BOOZY LOVE WHEN MAKE FILM. THAT LATER WHEN HE WASH UP MOTHERFUCK”
Miyagi not racist you understand. Miyagi just not understand why remake film that veeeeeerrry perfect in first place. Miyagi calm down until River sans go on to explain who will play your yellow pal from beyond grave, Mr Miyagi.
“BONSAI FUCKY CHOPSTICK MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS TUCKER RUVVER! HOW FUCKY DARE WILL CHOCOLATE MARMITE MAN SANS GET STUPID PWICK JACKIE CHAN SANS TO PLAY MIYAGI. I FUCKING KILL ALL INVOLVED WITH REMAKE BY DEPLOYING PRAYING MANTIS FUCK OVER MOVE.”
Miyagi steamy hot mad after all this news. I’m thinkng I visit living world and have word with Will Smith and tell him to get fucking gwip and make original film. And I don’t mean THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS 2: MILK TRAY. What fuck with all remake in Hollywoodland? Stupid pwicks.
Anyway, When KARATE KID remake come out, I shall visit you again to review it for two childish pwicks that make this intersite but until then I stay on my fucking cloud trying to calm down while trying to catch fucking fly with chopstick. For fucking change.
After five seconds of pondering, Miyagi think to himself.
“WHAT SAY FUCK CHOCOLATE MAN MAKE FILM ABOUT MIGHTY MIYAGI AND STUPID LITTLE WHITE BOY THAT I TRAIN FOR FUCKING AGE TO BECOME STRONG LIKE OX ONLY TO BECOME TOTAL WHINY CUNT”
Miyagi react quite badly to this but River sans explain to me who Will Smith is. This not help. Especially when I find out Will sans be putting his mini chocolate son sans in film.
“SAY WHAT FUCK WHY NOT! KARATE KID NOT BROWN. HE FUCKY SHOULD BE YELLOW BUT RALPH MACCHIO NOT HAVE LIVER DISEASE FROM BOOZY LOVE WHEN MAKE FILM. THAT LATER WHEN HE WASH UP MOTHERFUCK”
Miyagi not racist you understand. Miyagi just not understand why remake film that veeeeeerrry perfect in first place. Miyagi calm down until River sans go on to explain who will play your yellow pal from beyond grave, Mr Miyagi.
“BONSAI FUCKY CHOPSTICK MOTHERFUCKING CHRIS TUCKER RUVVER! HOW FUCKY DARE WILL CHOCOLATE MARMITE MAN SANS GET STUPID PWICK JACKIE CHAN SANS TO PLAY MIYAGI. I FUCKING KILL ALL INVOLVED WITH REMAKE BY DEPLOYING PRAYING MANTIS FUCK OVER MOVE.”
Miyagi steamy hot mad after all this news. I’m thinkng I visit living world and have word with Will Smith and tell him to get fucking gwip and make original film. And I don’t mean THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS 2: MILK TRAY. What fuck with all remake in Hollywoodland? Stupid pwicks.
Anyway, When KARATE KID remake come out, I shall visit you again to review it for two childish pwicks that make this intersite but until then I stay on my fucking cloud trying to calm down while trying to catch fucking fly with chopstick. For fucking change.
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