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From the creators of ALIEN VS PREDATOR, FREDDY VS JASON and KRAMER VS KRAMER, comes a filmic event to rival any you have ever seen before!
They fight! They cook! They fight! They cook! They enigmatically pose on battle-scarred cliff-tops with large penis-replacement firearms! They cook! They fight! They speak in the worst made-up accent ever recorded! They fight! They cook!
All this and more coming to a cinema near you Summer of 2009! Directed by Uwe Boll! Starring Gerard Depardieu as Lloyd Grossman! And Jessica Alba as Master Chief! And Jack Black as Talky-Talky Funnyman!
They fight! They cook! They fight! They cook! They enigmatically pose on battle-scarred cliff-tops with large penis-replacement firearms! They cook! They fight! They speak in the worst made-up accent ever recorded! They fight! They cook!
All this and more coming to a cinema near you Summer of 2009! Directed by Uwe Boll! Starring Gerard Depardieu as Lloyd Grossman! And Jessica Alba as Master Chief! And Jack Black as Talky-Talky Funnyman!
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