Worldwide Celebrations Continue At New Posting

As the news of a brand new posting by the legends behind multi-award-winning internet website Two Angry Men finally reaches the last, most obscure tribe in the deep deltas of the Sudan, worldwide celebrations begin. I can now hand you over to our man in Thaiwan, Lo Slung Denim.

Yesh, thank you veh much. We hear news of new posting on interweb site, Two Angry Men and we get fireworks out velly quickly. We host huge display in red light district, which cover forty square miles. We hold parade in street and only let best-rooking rady boy lide on back of float. Our Plime Minister announce that, from now on, this be fluckin' well rown as Two Angly Men day and it become National Day for taking piss out of those less fortunate than ourselfs. And he say racism now OK, we no ronger have to mutter our "Ha ha, you say 'r' instead of 'l'" jokes about stupid white people. You sirry letards!

Ha, thanks for that! We now go live to my close personal friend, Anita Bevir in the capital of the Good Old United Kingdom of States and say, "Howdy pardner! How are you celebrating this momentous day?

Yes, thank you a whole gosh darn much, you rootin' tootin' sack o' man, y'all! We here in the Yew-nited States of Awesom-erica are sure as shootin' gonna outdo the yella menace when it comes to celebrating. Why just this morning, when I found out the news, I sacrificed BOTH my firstborn kids to the Screen Actor's Guild in thanks to those brave soldiers out there, making quality films. If it wasn't for those Freedom Fry-eating motherfuckers at Two Angry United Men, well, darnit, I think my poor Billy and Bobby might have grown-up in a world where marginally poor films were made. And that just ain' American, good gosh y'all!

Thank you for an interesting piece, there, Anita! Now, we cross over to the fair nation that birthed these two mighty internet stallions to see how they celebrated An Actual Post appearing on their website. Charles, how's it going?

Well, bally good to hear from you, old chap! I've just been up the apples and pears to check out the hullabaloo that's goin' on over me noggin', laaaa! It seems we've only gone and blown the whole of bloody Big Ben up to celebrate this spiffingly pip old day! I mean, it's not every day some ol' caaahnt makes a post on the internet! Why, by heavens, it's certainly not every day somebody gets a mite upset about them too. Lords a lawky, but this is a magical day!

And finally, our regional respondent, Ken Bigley, reports in from a beach somewhere in England.

Just a fucking stupid post on the internet, innit. Bag o' shite if you ask me. Dunno what all the fuss is about. Now fuck off, I'm walking me dog.

Thanks for that, Ken! Now, if you know of any celebrations occuring in your area, please be sure to let us know. After all, we wouldn't want this special day to pass us by, now, would we?