A Sad, Sad, Day Indeed. Well, Not Really. We Really Don't Think Anyone Will Give A Flying Fuck.
Well. it was fun while it lasted. Wasn't it? Yep, that's right. Me and my trusty wingman, Dasgeordie, are fucking this site right off. You may have noticed that we haven't updated the site in fucking ages. This is for several reasons:
a) There is only so many ways we can call Brett Ratner, Orlando Bloom, John Travolta, Len Wiseman, Robin Williams and Owen Wilson massive cunts.
b) I have run out of cocks to Photoshop onto pictures of any of the above.
c) Celebrity Products started to get a bit wank.
d) Most of our posts started to get a bit wank.
e) We were getting far too many hits from France.
f) We're lazy cunts.
So there you have it folks. This site will be deleted within a few short weeks to make way for someone else to spend an unnatural amount of time writing pointless crap and posting it onto the Worldwide Wank. We have decided to do something completely new in the new year. We will no longer be bound by the inherent wankness of Blogger and we will host our own site. Probably called something like........Two Angry Men. Yeah, the new site might even contain, wait for it.........humourous content.
So, all those celebrities that we hate (Rob Zombie) can rest assured that they will not remain safe forever. We'll now hand you over to some of our regular contributors to say goodbye.
"Alright cahnts. This is farkin' chokin'me right up this. Mind you, this sites always been fackin' pony if you ask me. Get facked!"
MYSTIC PIZZA
"Hey friends. Lets say bye why not. Miyagi here. Me fucky sad long time to see two angwy men give up due to lazy time. They suck major cock those boys. Cocksucky fuckheads. Me very pissed at those fly-catching minge trimmers. I say........GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS. BONSAI!!!!!!
MR MIYAGI
"Let's suck some dick!
KEVIN SPACEY, TOM CRUISE and GEORGE CLOONEY
Ahhhh, that's lovely. Seriously though, thanks to all the regular readers (extra special thanks to Ooshka, Phorenzik, Mariomark and that chap from UK:R) who supported the site over the past 6 months. It's been a good fucking laugh. Sort of. If you like this sort of thing. See you in the new year cheddar-bells.
P.S. Elliot, if you are reading this.........do your fucking homework!
P.P.S Jon Brown, if you are reading this........it was only a joke. No offence. Honestly.
P.P.P.S. John Hannah, if you are reading this..........where's my FUCKING TENNER YOU MASSIVE CUNT?
P.P.P.PS. If anyone from Cinesite is reading this, any chance of a job? We could Photoshop loads of cocks into the next Harry Potter film for ya.
a) There is only so many ways we can call Brett Ratner, Orlando Bloom, John Travolta, Len Wiseman, Robin Williams and Owen Wilson massive cunts.
b) I have run out of cocks to Photoshop onto pictures of any of the above.
c) Celebrity Products started to get a bit wank.
d) Most of our posts started to get a bit wank.
e) We were getting far too many hits from France.
f) We're lazy cunts.
So there you have it folks. This site will be deleted within a few short weeks to make way for someone else to spend an unnatural amount of time writing pointless crap and posting it onto the Worldwide Wank. We have decided to do something completely new in the new year. We will no longer be bound by the inherent wankness of Blogger and we will host our own site. Probably called something like........Two Angry Men. Yeah, the new site might even contain, wait for it.........humourous content.
So, all those celebrities that we hate (Rob Zombie) can rest assured that they will not remain safe forever. We'll now hand you over to some of our regular contributors to say goodbye.
"Alright cahnts. This is farkin' chokin'me right up this. Mind you, this sites always been fackin' pony if you ask me. Get facked!"
MYSTIC PIZZA
"Hey friends. Lets say bye why not. Miyagi here. Me fucky sad long time to see two angwy men give up due to lazy time. They suck major cock those boys. Cocksucky fuckheads. Me very pissed at those fly-catching minge trimmers. I say........GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS. BONSAI!!!!!!
MR MIYAGI
"Let's suck some dick!
KEVIN SPACEY, TOM CRUISE and GEORGE CLOONEY
Ahhhh, that's lovely. Seriously though, thanks to all the regular readers (extra special thanks to Ooshka, Phorenzik, Mariomark and that chap from UK:R) who supported the site over the past 6 months. It's been a good fucking laugh. Sort of. If you like this sort of thing. See you in the new year cheddar-bells.
P.S. Elliot, if you are reading this.........do your fucking homework!
P.P.S Jon Brown, if you are reading this........it was only a joke. No offence. Honestly.
P.P.P.S. John Hannah, if you are reading this..........where's my FUCKING TENNER YOU MASSIVE CUNT?
P.P.P.PS. If anyone from Cinesite is reading this, any chance of a job? We could Photoshop loads of cocks into the next Harry Potter film for ya.
Labels: Cop-out Motherfuckers, Fucking Lazy, Goodbye, Out Of Ideas, Shit Last Post, Suicide, Talentless Twats
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