Happy Birthday, Crabman!

Yes, the curmudgeonly, ever miserable ying to my yang is an undeterminate age between 12 and 67 today. He has already celebrated several times this week with repeat viewings of his favourite Christian Bale films and a box of man-sized Andrex. His wife already has plans to allow him his annual conjugal visit to occur two months early this year. And I thought I'd congratulate him by providing him with some rare pictures I've dug up from the internet I knew he'd like.

Here is Myleene Klass wearing the original Helen Slater Supergirl costume. And she's flicking her bean.



EDIT 1: Oh dear, it seems that that's not working right now. I've got the web-monkeys clattering away at a million keyboards, but it's looking unlikely we'll get the image back.

So here's another image instead. This time we've got Kurt Russell dressed as MacReady from THE THING being spit-roasted by Superman and Batman.



EDIT 2: Well, it seems lightning does strike twice as that image has now vanished into the interweb along with at least half of my working life. Anyway, I'm a little peeved about this whole thing now and all the effort I've gone to, so I'm just going to take the easy way out now. Hard. Core. Pornography. Here's a picture of a massive fanny and a load of cocks.



Happy birthday, you miserly old cunt!