My Best Ever Film. Ever. Ever. Ever!
Coo-Eee! I’ve been a reet lazy nob-jockey this week what with only posting a couple of things. Not as fookin lazy as that other fudge-nudger DasGeordie mind. Honestly, he’s spent the last week trying to suck his own todger. I kept telling him that he’ll need to remove a couple of vertebrae to do that which he is quite willing to do apparently. He’s got the operation booked in for next week I think. What a gayer. Anyhoo, I thought I would post a little article on one of the best films ever made. Yep, better than Citizen Kane, The Godfather and Goodfellas. Those films don’t interest me in the slightest. Too macho and that. No, this film is a masterpiece of direction, scripting, acting and editing. The film?...........'Mannequin' of course. Yay!
How this film didn’t sweep the boards at the 1988 Oscars is a mystery to me. I mean, the plot was genius and it had that Kim Cattrall off my fave TV show in it, not to mention the godlike Andrew McCarthy. What a dish he is in that film. I fookin would like. I must have seen it a good 200 times and I never get bored of it. It was directed by Michael Gottlieb who is tremendously gay. I think. He must be really when you think about it. He also directed another classic, Mr Nanny, with that butch wrestler in it. Proper knuckle-shuffle material that. Likes me some muscle cock.
I digress. Mannequin also had a mint soundtrack including the sublime ‘Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now’ by Starship. The amount of times I’ve noshed off a bloke while listening to that song beggers belief I tell ya. Simply put, if you haven’t seen ‘Mannequin’ you can’t say you are a lover of films and you certainly can’t say you take it oop the cack-chute. It’s a bonafide work of art that needs to be seen again and again. In fact, I’m gonna put it on again tonight. I fancy curling oop on the sofa with some Haagen Daaz, a glass of wine and watching me fave film again. And possibly have a wank.
You can buy it off Play.com for a fiver by the way. You go girl!
How this film didn’t sweep the boards at the 1988 Oscars is a mystery to me. I mean, the plot was genius and it had that Kim Cattrall off my fave TV show in it, not to mention the godlike Andrew McCarthy. What a dish he is in that film. I fookin would like. I must have seen it a good 200 times and I never get bored of it. It was directed by Michael Gottlieb who is tremendously gay. I think. He must be really when you think about it. He also directed another classic, Mr Nanny, with that butch wrestler in it. Proper knuckle-shuffle material that. Likes me some muscle cock.
I digress. Mannequin also had a mint soundtrack including the sublime ‘Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now’ by Starship. The amount of times I’ve noshed off a bloke while listening to that song beggers belief I tell ya. Simply put, if you haven’t seen ‘Mannequin’ you can’t say you are a lover of films and you certainly can’t say you take it oop the cack-chute. It’s a bonafide work of art that needs to be seen again and again. In fact, I’m gonna put it on again tonight. I fancy curling oop on the sofa with some Haagen Daaz, a glass of wine and watching me fave film again. And possibly have a wank.
You can buy it off Play.com for a fiver by the way. You go girl!
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