Yet Another Fucking Celebrity Product

This wasn't my fault. I've just had those crazy Scientologists round my gaff and they spent six hours brainwashing me and said that if I didn't promote Mr Cruise's wares on this site then they were going to bum me to death with Ron Hubbard's mummified cock. They scared me. Honest. Guv.

Alright, I was bored OK. FUCKING BORED!