Crabman. Simpsonized
It's not often I would do this but I'm stealing our good friends at Stupid Fucking Customers idea today. Partly because I'm fucking lazy but mainly because they're always ripping off our ideas. So, I decided to upload a photo of myself to The Simpsonizer and here's what the piece of shit spat out.
I am now officially worried about my looks. I'm only 8lbs away from that fucking comic book guy for fucks sake. How in the name of fuckity clunge-gunge am I married let alone ever had sex with a female? It's Saturday and I'm supposed to be in a good mood but frankly I am now near suicidal. I really shouldn't have done this to myself. I hate life but more importantly I hate MATT FUCKING GROENING.
By the way Matt, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE was fucking wank. Seriously. And that's not just because your Simpsonizer has made me look like a fat fucking loser who spends the majority of his free time either drinking crates of Stella Artois or calling Brett Ratner a cunt on his lame website. It really was a major fucking dissapointment.
CUNT!
I am now officially worried about my looks. I'm only 8lbs away from that fucking comic book guy for fucks sake. How in the name of fuckity clunge-gunge am I married let alone ever had sex with a female? It's Saturday and I'm supposed to be in a good mood but frankly I am now near suicidal. I really shouldn't have done this to myself. I hate life but more importantly I hate MATT FUCKING GROENING.
By the way Matt, THE SIMPSONS MOVIE was fucking wank. Seriously. And that's not just because your Simpsonizer has made me look like a fat fucking loser who spends the majority of his free time either drinking crates of Stella Artois or calling Brett Ratner a cunt on his lame website. It really was a major fucking dissapointment.
CUNT!
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