Two Angry Men

I would just like to say, YOU ARE ALL DEVIANTS. Seriously, every single one of you out there in Interwebland is a fucking wrong un and no mistake. You're sick in the head and need to be put down. I bet you are all reading this while being sucked off by a quadriplegic AIDS-ridden fourteen-year-old African boy, aren't you? Whilst raping a cat with a tazer. The only person in the entire history of interweb usage who has never ever looked at porn is my mum. I now know this for a fact.

To demonstrate my point, here is a list of EVERY search engine referral we have registered in the last 100 posts alone. If we weren't so tight as to pay for Sitemeter, I could show you DIRTY SEX PEOPLE the kind of filth we get on a daily basis.

watch big cocks fuck the shit out of women rough
two men fucking a women at the same time
pic of big bellied men
a women and two men fucking
two men force girl to fuck
two men fucking so young girl

I realise now that having the word "Two men" in our title was a mistake. It could only have been worse if we'd called ourselves "Two Angry Cunts" (And on a side-note, I've seen FAR more than two angry cunts in my time). I realise that all the swearing is possibly just encouraging you sick perverted weirdos. What I didn't realise was the sheer volume of people looking for cockney porn - "Two men farking each other" - or that we would be so popular in this scene. In fact, for all of those searches above, we're at least on the first page.

And so I am resigned to my fate. We are going to be read only be fucking interspazz wank jockeys who need a quick five minute relief over a picture of Owen Wilson with a cock nose. So, I reckon, why not capitalise on this market? Everybody knows porn runs the world. Why not get a bit of the tall porn dollar? And in order to boost our hits on as many search engines as possible, I will now make a list of key-words I think you ONE-HANDED MAN-MAYONNAISE MONKEYS will be looking for.

two men fucking a horse
a horse fucking two men whilst being sucked off by a cockney
a cockney sucking off two horses while two men watch
Owen Wilson sucking off a cockney horse
Ski Sunday
young cockney girls petting otters
cockney otters rucking two young girls
men riding horses with otters
horses riding men
two women munching horse jizz
two otters sucking off cockneys
scousers touching otters without consent
a horse being rode by Owen Wilson
John Hannah sucking off Owen Wilson for a tenner
Owen Wilson forcing two scousers to suck off a cockney
Owen Wilson forcing me to watch Wedding Crashers
John Cleese choking on otter cum
two men riding John Cleese into battle like that white horse out of lord of the rings
two otters riding another otter, but in a dirty way, like
two young girls taking it up the gary
two young girls being done for fun up the bum
two young girls doing normal things like playing with their hair and dress-up and that and not doing anything dirty
a man just fucking a woman
two men farkin a pony
a pony farkin two men whilst John Cleese watches
a fat man farkin another fat man
a reeeeeally fat man sucking off Owen Wilson on the set of Wedding Crashers 2
Wedding Crashers 2