Why Is Jon Brown Such A Massive Cunt?
If you're wondering who this cunt is I wouldn't be at all surprised. Now, this monumental cunt has nothing to do with films. In fact he is a "comedy writer". Or so he says. Let me just put this straight by saying he is nothing of the sort. By their very nature, "comedy writers" have to write funny material. That's the way comedy works you see. You write something funny and hopefully people will laugh at said material. This prick is quite possibly the unfunniest person on the entire interweb. Have a look at his site if you don't believe me. Its wank. Really wank. I know, I know, we sometimes post stuff like 'THE JEAN CLAUDE CANNED HAM' because we may have run out of ideas that particular week but believe me when I say the 'THE JEAN CLAUDE CANNED HAM' is comedy gold akin to Monty Python compared to the shit this cunt puts on his blog. I tried putting a few comments on a post of his that basically came down to "YOU ARE A MASSIVE, MASSIVE CUNT AND ARE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS THE BAD AIDS!" but apparently he disagreed and banned all further comments apart from "team members". His friends basically.
Now, if it's not bad enough that this cunt is a cunt, he likes to brag about how he has written for the BBC. Fine you might say until you find out that he wrote an episode of TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS which just happens to be the worst program on TV let alone the worst "comedy" on TV. It's worse than CELEBRITIES DANCING ON ICE AND EATING KANGAROO TESTICLES. Why on Earth he would brag about this is quite beyond me. IT'S FUCKING SHIT, NOT FUNNY AND ANYONE WHO WRITES FOR IT IS A SPECTACULAR CUNT. This is what he says about himself on his pile of shit site:
I'm a young comedy writer from Northampton. Three things you need to know: 1) I was recently nominated as one of Broadcast Magazine's 'Hot-Shots' for 2007. 2) In 2004, I finished runner-up in the BBC's highly prestigious Talent scheme. 3) My credits include After You've Gone, We Are Mongrels, Two Pints, Scallywagga, No Heroics, The Milk Run and My Hero.
HA HA HA HA HA HA. The only funny thing this cunt has written seems to be his profile. Highly prestigious? Don't be such a wanker. Runner up? No shit you fucking bell-end. He fucking loves himself this cunt. He has recently amended his profile as before he mentioned that he wrote something for HEAT magazine. So, he's gay as well then. PRICK. This is him.
He looks like a fucking cunt as well.
Now, if it's not bad enough that this cunt is a cunt, he likes to brag about how he has written for the BBC. Fine you might say until you find out that he wrote an episode of TWO PINTS OF LAGER AND A PACKET OF CRISPS which just happens to be the worst program on TV let alone the worst "comedy" on TV. It's worse than CELEBRITIES DANCING ON ICE AND EATING KANGAROO TESTICLES. Why on Earth he would brag about this is quite beyond me. IT'S FUCKING SHIT, NOT FUNNY AND ANYONE WHO WRITES FOR IT IS A SPECTACULAR CUNT. This is what he says about himself on his pile of shit site:
I'm a young comedy writer from Northampton. Three things you need to know: 1) I was recently nominated as one of Broadcast Magazine's 'Hot-Shots' for 2007. 2) In 2004, I finished runner-up in the BBC's highly prestigious Talent scheme. 3) My credits include After You've Gone, We Are Mongrels, Two Pints, Scallywagga, No Heroics, The Milk Run and My Hero.
HA HA HA HA HA HA. The only funny thing this cunt has written seems to be his profile. Highly prestigious? Don't be such a wanker. Runner up? No shit you fucking bell-end. He fucking loves himself this cunt. He has recently amended his profile as before he mentioned that he wrote something for HEAT magazine. So, he's gay as well then. PRICK. This is him.
He looks like a fucking cunt as well.
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