Orlando Bloom: Episode 1 UPDATED

Right. The war has truly begun. This is probably old news but apparently our Orly was spotted talking to Superman Returns producers Mindy and Jon Peters and director Bryan Singer a couple of weeks ago. This is a very bad sign indeed. But let me just say that if Bryan Singer does cast Bloom in the next Superman film as, God forbid, General Zod, I will personally hunt the midget fuck down and place a very jaggedy shard of Kryptonite right up his jacksy. Which he’ll probably enjoy.