An Apology From Two Ashamed Men
Dear Readers
DasGeordie and myself owe you all an apology it seems. According to the good people at Google Adsense, this site contains inappropriate content and excessively profane language that, if read, could end civilisation as we know it. We couldn’t be more embarrassed about this and we hope you accept our wholehearted apologies if any of you were offended in any way. I’m actually blushing just typing this. I feel sick to the bone with disgust both for myself and indeed my colleague.
If we had just taken the time to be mature and responsible enough to write genuine journalistic content without the need to insult people, swear constantly and add childish pictures, we wouldn’t be sitting here right now with egg all over our faces. I have taken it upon myself to write this post as DasGeordie felt so bad about the response from Google that he immediately went to the nearest church to get exorcised. The power of Christ did indeed compel him. I’m praying for you old friend.
So, just to show that we can write serious film reviews and articles, the site will no longer feature such immature behaviour and all features will be sans swearing / insults and any pictures posted will be personally approved by the Pope. We are going to be a serious movie site from now on. Heck, we might even post a link to Barry Norman’s official site. We like him. Oh, and we absolutely, positively will not say anything remotely offensive about the fine actor that is Orlando Bloom from now on. Sorry Orlie.
And just to prove that we have seen the light here is a serious review of The Grudge 2 which I saw just the other night on DVD with the wife. Here goes:
Takashi Shimizu is an interesting director. He is the man who created the Ju-On series in Japan and it was always going to be fascinating to see how he translated his own films into a westernised version. The Grudge 2 is the seventh incarnation of his Ju-On films and its a belter let me tell you. The film starts with Sarah Michelle Ge........Oh, I can’t carry on with this charade any longer. IT WAS FUCKING SHIT-BALLS!! Possibly the worst fucking film I’ve seen in a year. Shimizu is just a big sell-out cocksucking fucktard with no imagination left whatsoever. Scary? It’s supposed to be a fucking horror film but to be honest the Guinness McFlurry I produced in the toilet just before watching that piece of shit was far scarier. The wife concurs.
I’m sorry, but lank haired, pissed up jap skirt with no friends do not scare me anymore. So FUCK OFF. Oh, and if you are reading this Ms Michelle Gellar can you please fuck off back to television where you belong. Or get into hardcore porn. Either way, piss off. Bland-ass motherfucker!
Orlando Bloom can eat shit as well. And Google Adsense for that matter. Bell-ends!
DasGeordie and myself owe you all an apology it seems. According to the good people at Google Adsense, this site contains inappropriate content and excessively profane language that, if read, could end civilisation as we know it. We couldn’t be more embarrassed about this and we hope you accept our wholehearted apologies if any of you were offended in any way. I’m actually blushing just typing this. I feel sick to the bone with disgust both for myself and indeed my colleague.
If we had just taken the time to be mature and responsible enough to write genuine journalistic content without the need to insult people, swear constantly and add childish pictures, we wouldn’t be sitting here right now with egg all over our faces. I have taken it upon myself to write this post as DasGeordie felt so bad about the response from Google that he immediately went to the nearest church to get exorcised. The power of Christ did indeed compel him. I’m praying for you old friend.
So, just to show that we can write serious film reviews and articles, the site will no longer feature such immature behaviour and all features will be sans swearing / insults and any pictures posted will be personally approved by the Pope. We are going to be a serious movie site from now on. Heck, we might even post a link to Barry Norman’s official site. We like him. Oh, and we absolutely, positively will not say anything remotely offensive about the fine actor that is Orlando Bloom from now on. Sorry Orlie.
And just to prove that we have seen the light here is a serious review of The Grudge 2 which I saw just the other night on DVD with the wife. Here goes:
Takashi Shimizu is an interesting director. He is the man who created the Ju-On series in Japan and it was always going to be fascinating to see how he translated his own films into a westernised version. The Grudge 2 is the seventh incarnation of his Ju-On films and its a belter let me tell you. The film starts with Sarah Michelle Ge........Oh, I can’t carry on with this charade any longer. IT WAS FUCKING SHIT-BALLS!! Possibly the worst fucking film I’ve seen in a year. Shimizu is just a big sell-out cocksucking fucktard with no imagination left whatsoever. Scary? It’s supposed to be a fucking horror film but to be honest the Guinness McFlurry I produced in the toilet just before watching that piece of shit was far scarier. The wife concurs.
I’m sorry, but lank haired, pissed up jap skirt with no friends do not scare me anymore. So FUCK OFF. Oh, and if you are reading this Ms Michelle Gellar can you please fuck off back to television where you belong. Or get into hardcore porn. Either way, piss off. Bland-ass motherfucker!
Orlando Bloom can eat shit as well. And Google Adsense for that matter. Bell-ends!
Labels: Apology, Orlando Bloom, Shit
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