"I'm A Hypocritical Cunt!" Admits Lucas
Now, having seen Spider-Man 3 on opening day, I have to say that I was extremely disappointed by it. Its a mess. Too much going on. DasGeordie will be reviewing it very soon I believe. However, even though I didn’t like it very much, I am still left completely dumbfounded by some comments made by a certain George Lucas in an interview with Fox News a couple of days ago. Apparently, after jabbering on about Indiana Jones 4 (Its going to be shit by the way. Trust me) and stating that he will be making MORE fucking Star Wars films for TV he had a little something to say about your friendly neighbourhood arachnid.
"It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?"
DEEP. FUCKING. BREATH.
Er, excuse me George but are you having a laugh?. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! Yes, Spider-Man 3 is heavily flawed and a complete mess but if there is one person on this planet that doesn't have the right to say anything bad about it it’s you you deluded, mega-necked, self-righteous prick. Silly? SILLY? Its no more silly than your stupid fucking 50’s throwback quiffy bouffant hairstyle. Or the fact that you only wear plaid shirts and jeans because secretly you probably compare yourself to Einstein or some shit. Tell you what mate, how about we recap on some ‘silly’ things that you’ve done in the past shall we just to get some perspective.
1. The Star Wars prequels
2. Not letting Spielberg direct Revenge of the Sith
3. Letting yourself direct anything
4. Letting yourself write scripts
5. Howard The Duck
6. Storing nuts in your throat for the Winter
7. Making More American Graffiti
8. The Star Wars Holiday Special
Silly enough for ya?
Any regular readers will know of my dislike for Lucas and I’m sorry to keep banging on about how shit he is but I am literally shaking with rage after reading that outrageously hypocritical statement. If I was Sam Raimi I would get my arse up to Skywalker Ranch, kick his office door in, grab that wookiee cookie jar that he keeps on his desk and ram it STRAIGHT UP HIS FAT FUCKING JACKSY!
Please, George. SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOREVER!
Woo-sah. Woo-sah.
"It's silly. It's a silly movie," he said. "There just isn't much there. Once you take it all apart, there's not much story, is there?"
DEEP. FUCKING. BREATH.
Er, excuse me George but are you having a laugh?. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! Yes, Spider-Man 3 is heavily flawed and a complete mess but if there is one person on this planet that doesn't have the right to say anything bad about it it’s you you deluded, mega-necked, self-righteous prick. Silly? SILLY? Its no more silly than your stupid fucking 50’s throwback quiffy bouffant hairstyle. Or the fact that you only wear plaid shirts and jeans because secretly you probably compare yourself to Einstein or some shit. Tell you what mate, how about we recap on some ‘silly’ things that you’ve done in the past shall we just to get some perspective.
1. The Star Wars prequels
2. Not letting Spielberg direct Revenge of the Sith
3. Letting yourself direct anything
4. Letting yourself write scripts
5. Howard The Duck
6. Storing nuts in your throat for the Winter
7. Making More American Graffiti
8. The Star Wars Holiday Special
Silly enough for ya?
Any regular readers will know of my dislike for Lucas and I’m sorry to keep banging on about how shit he is but I am literally shaking with rage after reading that outrageously hypocritical statement. If I was Sam Raimi I would get my arse up to Skywalker Ranch, kick his office door in, grab that wookiee cookie jar that he keeps on his desk and ram it STRAIGHT UP HIS FAT FUCKING JACKSY!
Please, George. SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOREVER!
Woo-sah. Woo-sah.
Labels: Cunt, George Lucas, Hypocrisy, spider-man
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