Orgasmic Four Was Really Gay. Sweet!
Hello you cheeky campers! As you might have noticed we’ve gone all gay and that. Geordie boy and myself like a bit of the brown now. We literally don’t have sexual feelings toward ladies at all. Why? We’re not sure to be honest but we spent a gooood night together finding out. Ooh, sphincter love is lush like. We can’t keep our filthy homo hands off each other. With this in mind we are not at all angry about much except the cost of moisturiser and arse lubricant.
Please, any loyal readers, stay with us as we will still try really, really, really hard to keep you entertained with our movie blogs. The only thing we will warn you about is our sudden change in movie tastes. We used to like manly films with horrid killings and shots of women's bits. Ewwww! Not anymore. We stick our dicks where shit lives. In fact, I have a vibrating egg stuck up my arse as I type this. Feels lush I tell ya. Who needs women eh?
I went to this mint gay pride festival in Berlin and got beaten up by some reet nasty skinheads but I did manage to have a chat and a quick suck-off with that bald bender from Reet Said Fred and he said that being gay is awesome and I agree. He maybe past his prime but he can pump my cheeks any day. Hey, if you're reading Fred....I did swallow.
Anyhoo, I felt like giving a quick review of a lovely film I saw just today. It was called ‘Orgasmic Four: Rise of the Silver Dildo’. I lurrrrved it. Really sweet and enjoyable for men like ourselves, you know, the ones who like to bash Bourneville. Very colourful with lots of shots of men's bums and lunch boxes. I had to leave the cinema twice just to wank myself off while shoving a half eaten hot-dog right oop my jinxy.
I’m going off on a proper tangent here luvvies. Apparently, the Orgasmic four are having a reet laff being sexy and that in their skin....tight.....ooh....uniforms when this pesky silver dildo starts giving them grief and that. He swoops down thinking he’s Jenny from the block and starts being reeeeallly nasty to the world and that. There’s a fit bloke called Mr Fantastic who has a massive cock and can make it as big as he likes (jammy bastard) and there’s also a really fit bloke who can go on fire and stuff. I didn’t really like it when he did that. Silly. I preferred it when he had his top off. Made my cock twitch.
For some reason there was a big orange monster that looked really shit but I still managed to find something sexual about him, being a man that craves spunk. I bet his cock is ROCK HARD. Hehehe! Lurves the cock I do.
Oh, and there was this minging woman in it who could go invisible and that. Silly. I bet her fanny smells of fish. I prefer the old meat and two veg now.
In between all the fit men with bulging cocks there was some silly plot about a cloud eating the world but I was too busy paying attention to flame mans bollocks to notice.
All in all I would give this a gay rating of 9/10. Plenty of wank-bank material for men like us who enjoy biting pillows and nudging fudge.
Go superheroes!
Please, any loyal readers, stay with us as we will still try really, really, really hard to keep you entertained with our movie blogs. The only thing we will warn you about is our sudden change in movie tastes. We used to like manly films with horrid killings and shots of women's bits. Ewwww! Not anymore. We stick our dicks where shit lives. In fact, I have a vibrating egg stuck up my arse as I type this. Feels lush I tell ya. Who needs women eh?
I went to this mint gay pride festival in Berlin and got beaten up by some reet nasty skinheads but I did manage to have a chat and a quick suck-off with that bald bender from Reet Said Fred and he said that being gay is awesome and I agree. He maybe past his prime but he can pump my cheeks any day. Hey, if you're reading Fred....I did swallow.
Anyhoo, I felt like giving a quick review of a lovely film I saw just today. It was called ‘Orgasmic Four: Rise of the Silver Dildo’. I lurrrrved it. Really sweet and enjoyable for men like ourselves, you know, the ones who like to bash Bourneville. Very colourful with lots of shots of men's bums and lunch boxes. I had to leave the cinema twice just to wank myself off while shoving a half eaten hot-dog right oop my jinxy.
I’m going off on a proper tangent here luvvies. Apparently, the Orgasmic four are having a reet laff being sexy and that in their skin....tight.....ooh....uniforms when this pesky silver dildo starts giving them grief and that. He swoops down thinking he’s Jenny from the block and starts being reeeeallly nasty to the world and that. There’s a fit bloke called Mr Fantastic who has a massive cock and can make it as big as he likes (jammy bastard) and there’s also a really fit bloke who can go on fire and stuff. I didn’t really like it when he did that. Silly. I preferred it when he had his top off. Made my cock twitch.
For some reason there was a big orange monster that looked really shit but I still managed to find something sexual about him, being a man that craves spunk. I bet his cock is ROCK HARD. Hehehe! Lurves the cock I do.
Oh, and there was this minging woman in it who could go invisible and that. Silly. I bet her fanny smells of fish. I prefer the old meat and two veg now.
In between all the fit men with bulging cocks there was some silly plot about a cloud eating the world but I was too busy paying attention to flame mans bollocks to notice.
All in all I would give this a gay rating of 9/10. Plenty of wank-bank material for men like us who enjoy biting pillows and nudging fudge.
Go superheroes!
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