A Genuine Celebrity Product. That's SHIT!

John Hannah himself phoned me today to ask if we would be kind enough to advertise his new product on the site. Being a old friend of John's I told him to fuck off and stop wasting his hard earned cash on developing mobile shithouses but he started crying like a fucking baby like he always does so I caved in, being the gentile, kindhearted person that I am.

DasGeordie has never liked John and whenever we all go out for beers John will always get pissed and start whinging on with stuff like "It's not fair. Why won't they make another Mummy film? I'm fucking skint" or "Lend us a tenner Crabman, I'll pay you back when they get round to making another Mummy film" Honestly, he can be a right cunt sometimes but he's a mate, so what can ya do.

If successful with this new product, he said he will give up acting altogether. So, please, for everyone's sake. FUCKING BUY ONE.